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Man Wondering What The Prayers Of A Not-So-Righteous Man Availeth
23+ hour, 6+ min ago (33+ words) PANHANDLE, TX — Though glad to know from Scripture that the prayers of a righteous man availeth much, local man Josh Peterson wondered what exactly the prayers of a not-that-righteous man like himself availeth....
Apocalypse Draws Near As Last Remaining Universally Beloved Human Being Passes Away
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Church Introduces Breakaway Stained Glass Windows For Introverts To Use During Sharing Of The Peace
3+ week, 5+ day ago (30+ words) SPRINGFIELD, MO — St. Luke's Lutheran Church of Springfield updated all of its sanctuary's stained-glass windows with "breakaway glass" for introverts to use during the sharing of the peace....
Mormon Teen Takeover Leaves Three New Houses Built For Homeless
3+ week, 5+ day ago (32+ words) PROVO, UT — A mob of local Mormon teenagers engaging in the popular internet trend of staging a "takeover" reportedly left three new houses built for the homeless in its wake....
Church Introduces Hogwarts Sorting Hat To Identify Your Spiritual Gifts
4+ week, 1+ day ago (22+ words) HOUSTON, TX — Local church Crestview Methodist reportedly introduced a fun new "sorting hat" to identify the spiritual gifts of members....
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