Clean Comedy & Christian Satire

2+ day, 3+ hour ago   (174+ words) FRAMINGHAM, MA — In a surprising twist on a popular home décor motif, the home furnishing retail chain HomeGoods was now selling signs that read, "Live, Laugh, Strangle Your Kids If You're Sad, Love." "Everyone feels that 'Live, Laugh, Love' is…...

4+ day, 1+ hour ago   (241+ words) MESOPOTAMIA — Having sown his proverbial wild oats, Noah decided that, having turned 500 years old, it was finally time to settle down and start having kids. The half-millennium mark struck Noah as the ideal time to put his youthful ways behind…...

5+ day, 4+ hour ago   (168+ words) SAN ANTONIO, TX — A group of archaeologists at the University of Texas in San Antonio excitedly announced the discovery of a massive skeleton that could provide evidence for the existence of the Nephilim. Sadly, however, the bones were ultimately discovered…...

1+ week, 1+ day ago   (29+ words) HOUSTON, TX — Local man Chip Wilson spent time in fervent prayer today in hopes that his wife's fever would break before it was time to make dinner that night....

1+ week, 2+ day ago   (9+ words) babylonbee.com...

1+ week, 3+ day ago   (238+ words) JERUSALEM — King Solomon held court with his 700 wives and 300 concubines to ask whether or not there is anything to the charges he is a patriarchal misogynist. "Because honestly, I don't see it," the king said. According to sources, word hath…...

1+ week, 4+ day ago   (36+ words) JONESBORO, AR — Local woman Geena Parks reportedly couldn't contain her excitement for October to begin, which she said is the start of "taking pictures of your Bible next to a cup of coffee" season....

1+ week, 5+ day ago   (36+ words) An archaeological dig at the purported site of Noah's Ark has gotten people really excited. And it appears that it might be legit, because the team behind Noah's Ark Scans has already made some incredible finds....

2+ week, 10+ hour ago   (22+ words) HEAVEN — After his recent earthly passing, Rev. Richard O'Hara was surprised to find out that heaven is mostly filled with Amish people....

2+ week, 1+ day ago   (189+ words) WASHINGTON, D.C. — Recent reports shining a harsh light on illiteracy among public school students have sparked concern among public educators. Public school teachers and their unions are warning that high illiteracy rates may prevent kids from reading about gay sex. "What's…...