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Kid Rock's 'Bawitdaba' Added To Hymnals

Kid Rock's 'Bawitdaba' Added To Hymnals9+ hour, 17+ min ago   (336+ words) U.S. " Following his inspiring appearance at TPUSA's All-American Halftime Show and increased popularity among Christian conservatives, musician Kid Rock was notified that his 1999 hit song "Bawitdaba" would be added to hymnals in churches across the country. Kid Rock's 'Bawitdaba' Added To…...

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Bible Study Officially Changes Name To 'Jennifer Support Group"

Bible Study Officially Changes Name To 'Jennifer Support Group"1+ week, 2+ day ago   (164+ words) ATLANTA, GA " After weeks of discussion, a local Bible study has officially righted the record by changing its name to the "Jennifer Support Group." According to Dave, who has led the study for the past four and a half years,…...

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First Astronauts On Mars Greeted By Mormon Missionaries

First Astronauts On Mars Greeted By Mormon Missionaries2+ week, 6+ day ago   (252+ words) MARS " In what scientists called the most significant discovery in the history of space exploration, the first astronauts to touch down on the Red Planet were greeted on Friday by two young men in short-sleeved white dress shirts and black…...

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Pentecostal Church Doesn't Notice Riot Is Occurring

Pentecostal Church Doesn't Notice Riot Is Occurring3+ week, 3+ day ago   (181+ words) ST. PAUL, MN " According to sources, membership at a local pentecostal church failed to notice when protestors stormed the building and began screaming at everyone because it wasn't at all dissimilar from a typical pentecostal service. Church membership at Golgotha…...

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'Do You Think This Is Him?' Asks Shepherd Pointing To Baby With Glowing Halo

1+ mon, 2+ week ago   (120+ words) BETHLEHEM " Shepherds began to believe they may have found the Christ child after discovering a baby with a glowing halo hovering above its head. "Hey, do you think that might be the child the angel was talking about?" asked local…...

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Nation's Worship Leaders To Honor Rob Reiner By Turning Guitars Up To 11

Nation's Worship Leaders To Honor Rob Reiner By Turning Guitars Up To 111+ mon, 4+ week ago   (185+ words) U.S. " In a heartfelt showing of remembrance for the renowned director of This Is Spinal Tap, the nation's worship leaders collectively announced plans to honor Rob Reiner by turning their guitars up to 11. After news of Reiner's death broke late Sunday…...

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Thinking About Going To Church? Here Are 10 Tips For Your First Sunday

Thinking About Going To Church? Here Are 10 Tips For Your First Sunday2+ mon, 1+ day ago   (369+ words) Attending a church for the first time can be a daunting experience. If this is the first time you're attending church this Sunday, try not to stress too much about what it'll be like to be in an entirely new…...

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Meaning Of Christmas Revealed To Actually Be Those Popcorn Tins With The Three Types Of Popcorn

Meaning Of Christmas Revealed To Actually Be Those Popcorn Tins With The Three Types Of Popcorn2+ mon, 1+ day ago   (116+ words) The meaning of Christmas has been officially revealed, and it's all about those metal tins with three types of popcorn. Yep. Would you have guessed it? Many thought it was about the birth of our Savior, or spending time with…...

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Pope Urges Jesus And Satan To Put All Their Differences Aside In The Name Of Peace

Pope Urges Jesus And Satan To Put All Their Differences Aside In The Name Of Peace2+ mon, 3+ day ago   (200+ words) VATICAN CITY " In the spirit of the Christmas season and as part of his ongoing quest to bring about widespread harmony throughout the world, Pope Leo XIV issued a proclamation urging Jesus and Satan to put all their differences aside…...

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Pope Now Recommending Christians Pray The Rosary While Facing Mecca

Pope Now Recommending Christians Pray The Rosary While Facing Mecca2+ mon, 4+ day ago   (163+ words) VATICAN CITY " Catholics and Protestants around the world expressed concern this week, as Pope Leo XVI gave his recommendation that Christians pray the rosary while facing in the direction of Mecca. The pontiff made the proclamation after visiting Turkey and…...