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babylonbee.com
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'Do You Think This Is Him?' Asks Shepherd Pointing To Baby With Glowing Halo

11+ hour, 52+ min ago  (120+ words) BETHLEHEM " Shepherds began to believe they may have found the Christ child after discovering a baby with a glowing halo hovering above its head. "Hey, do you think that might be the child the angel was talking about?" asked local…...

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The Babylon Bee
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Nation's Worship Leaders To Honor Rob Reiner By Turning Guitars Up To 11

Nation's Worship Leaders To Honor Rob Reiner By Turning Guitars Up To 111+ week, 2+ day ago  (185+ words) U.S. " In a heartfelt showing of remembrance for the renowned director of This Is Spinal Tap, the nation's worship leaders collectively announced plans to honor Rob Reiner by turning their guitars up to 11. After news of Reiner's death broke late Sunday…...

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The Babylon Bee
babylonbee.com > news > thinking-about-going-to-church-here-are-10-tips-for-your-first-sunday

Thinking About Going To Church? Here Are 10 Tips For Your First Sunday

Thinking About Going To Church? Here Are 10 Tips For Your First Sunday1+ week, 6+ day ago  (369+ words) Attending a church for the first time can be a daunting experience. If this is the first time you're attending church this Sunday, try not to stress too much about what it'll be like to be in an entirely new…...

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The Babylon Bee
babylonbee.com > news > meaning-of-christmas-revealed-to-actually-be-those-popcorn-tins-with-the-three-types-of-popcorn

Meaning Of Christmas Revealed To Actually Be Those Popcorn Tins With The Three Types Of Popcorn

Meaning Of Christmas Revealed To Actually Be Those Popcorn Tins With The Three Types Of Popcorn1+ week, 6+ day ago  (116+ words) The meaning of Christmas has been officially revealed, and it's all about those metal tins with three types of popcorn. Yep. Would you have guessed it? Many thought it was about the birth of our Savior, or spending time with…...

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The Babylon Bee
babylonbee.com > news > pope-urges-jesus-and-satan-to-put-all-their-differences-aside-in-the-name-of-peace

Pope Urges Jesus And Satan To Put All Their Differences Aside In The Name Of Peace

Pope Urges Jesus And Satan To Put All Their Differences Aside In The Name Of Peace2+ week, 1+ day ago  (200+ words) VATICAN CITY " In the spirit of the Christmas season and as part of his ongoing quest to bring about widespread harmony throughout the world, Pope Leo XIV issued a proclamation urging Jesus and Satan to put all their differences aside…...

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The Babylon Bee
babylonbee.com > news > pope-now-recommending-christians-pray-the-rosary-while-facing-mecca

Pope Now Recommending Christians Pray The Rosary While Facing Mecca

Pope Now Recommending Christians Pray The Rosary While Facing Mecca2+ week, 2+ day ago  (163+ words) VATICAN CITY " Catholics and Protestants around the world expressed concern this week, as Pope Leo XVI gave his recommendation that Christians pray the rosary while facing in the direction of Mecca. The pontiff made the proclamation after visiting Turkey and…...

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The Babylon Bee
babylonbee.com > news > catholics-and-protestants-finally-unite-to-denounce-whams-last-christmas

Catholics And Orthodox Finally Unite To Denounce Wham's 'Last Christmas"

Catholics And Orthodox Finally Unite To Denounce Wham's 'Last Christmas"3+ week, 9+ hour ago  (238+ words) ISTANBUL " In a remarkable moment of Church history, leaders of the Catholic and Orthodox Churches have come together to officially denounce Wham's "Last Christmas." Catholics And Orthodox Finally Unite To Denounce Wham's 'Last Christmas' ISTANBUL " In a remarkable moment of…...

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The Babylon Bee
babylonbee.com > news > great-commission-fulfilled-woman-purchases-all-i-need-is-coffee-and-jesus-mug

Great Commission Fulfilled: Woman Purchases ‘All I Need Is Coffee And Jesus’ Mug

Great Commission Fulfilled: Woman Purchases ‘All I Need Is Coffee And Jesus’ Mug3+ week, 11+ hour ago  (192+ words) BOULDER, CO " Local woman Denise Manthei fulfilled the Great Commission today by purchasing a mug proclaiming that all she needs is coffee and Jesus. Manthei even took the mug out in public for a walk through the park, going forth…...

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The Babylon Bee
babylonbee.com > news > 8-tips-to-take-your-megachurch-christmas-eve-service-to-the-next-level

8 Tips To Take Your Megachurch Christmas Eve Service To The Next Level

8 Tips To Take Your Megachurch Christmas Eve Service To The Next Level3+ week, 1+ day ago  (269+ words) It's Christmas time again, and if you're a megachurch pastor (or one of the 38 members of the pastoral staff), you know that a few robes and cardboard cut-outs of animals won't cut it. You have to take it up a…...

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The Babylon Bee
babylonbee.com > news > oh-lord-bless-this-food-to-my-body-says-man-eating-6-kinds-of-leftover-pie-for-breakfast

'Oh Lord, Bless This Food To My Body,' Says Man Eating 6 Kinds Of Leftover Pie For Breakfast

'Oh Lord, Bless This Food To My Body,' Says Man Eating 6 Kinds Of Leftover Pie For Breakfast3+ week, 3+ day ago  (192+ words) PHILADELPHIA, PA " Local man Dan Flannigan prayed this morning for the Lord to bless to the nourishment of his body the six kinds of leftover pie he would be consuming for breakfast. Flannigan beseeched God to bless a pecan pie,…...