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babylonbee.com > news > church-introduces-breakaway-stained-glass-windows-for-introverts-to-use-during-sharing-of-the-peace

Church Introduces Breakaway Stained Glass Windows For Introverts To Use During Sharing Of The Peace

1+ day, 15+ hour ago   (30+ words) SPRINGFIELD, MO — St. Luke's Lutheran Church of Springfield updated all of its sanctuary's stained-glass windows with "breakaway glass" for introverts to use during the sharing of the peace....

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babylonbee.com > news > mormon-teen-takeover-leaves-three-new-houses-built-for-homeless

Mormon Teen Takeover Leaves Three New Houses Built For Homeless

1+ day, 19+ hour ago   (32+ words) PROVO, UT — A mob of local Mormon teenagers engaging in the popular internet trend of staging a "takeover" reportedly left three new houses built for the homeless in its wake....

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babylonbee.com > news > church-introduces-hogwarts-sorting-hat-to-identify-your-spiritual-gifts

Church Introduces Hogwarts Sorting Hat To Identify Your Spiritual Gifts

4+ day, 1+ hour ago   (22+ words) HOUSTON, TX — Local church Crestview Methodist reportedly introduced a fun new "sorting hat" to identify the spiritual gifts of members....

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babylonbee.com > news > unscriptural-hymn-unfortunately-a-banger

Unscriptural Hymn Unfortunately A Banger

1+ week, 1+ day ago   (34+ words) IRVINE, CA — The elders of the United Reformed Church of Irvine made the devastating discovery Sunday that an unscriptural hymn, entirely inappropriate for corporate worship on the Lord's Day, was unfortunately quite a banger....

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babylonbee.com > news > tell-us-what-kind-of-coffee-your-church-serves-and-well-tell-you-what-denomination-you-are

Tell Us What Kind Of Coffee Your Church Serves And We'll Tell You What Denomination You Are

2+ week, 17+ hour ago   (266+ words) All churches that truly love Jesus serve coffee, but did you know that you can actually tell what denomination a church is by what coffee it serves? Here are 17 different forms of caffeinated goodness and what church you'll find them…...

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babylonbee.com > news > james-talarico-tells-us-his-9-favorite-bible-verses

James Talarico Tells Us His 9 Favorite Bible Verses

2+ week, 1+ day ago   (43+ words) You may think you know the Bible, but boy does Texas Senate candidate James Talarico have news for you. There are so many incredible truths hidden in Scripture that Talarico has discovered, and it's his great delight to share those…...

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babylonbee.com > news > man-thinking-maybe-hell-pass-on-islamic-car-show-this-year

Man Thinking Maybe He'll Pass On Islamic Car Show This Year

2+ week, 4+ day ago   (26+ words) MIAMI, FL — After a bit of reflection, local man Dave Christensen decided that perhaps it would be best to pass on this year's Islamic car show....

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babylonbee.com > news > pastor-psyches-himself-up-for-another-grueling-one-day-work-week

Pastor Psyches Himself Up For Another Grueling One-Day Work Week

2+ week, 4+ day ago   (35+ words) SAINT LOUIS, MO — It was officially "go time" on Friday at the home of one local pastor, as he commenced his normal routine of psyching himself up for yet another grueling one-day work week....

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babylonbee.com > news > 8-questions-husbands-should-always-plead-the-5th-to

8 Questions Husbands Should Always Plead The 5th To

2+ week, 6+ day ago   (45+ words) KingdomCare was created to connect Christian babysitters with Christian families who are in need of like-minded care for their children. We are here to provide a wonderful opportunity for you to help build a community of faith-based childcare resources for…...

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babylonbee.com > news > church-trades-away-worship-leader-for-youth-pastor-and-usher-to-be-named-later

Church Trades Away Worship Leader For Youth Pastor And Usher To Be Named Later

3+ week, 15+ hour ago   (39+ words) KANSAS CITY, MO — With the annual deadline looming at the start of next week, a local church made a major move by trading away its worship leader for a new youth pastor and an usher to be named later....