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American Missionaries Dispatched To Europe To Spread The Good News About Air Conditioning
4+ day, 6+ hour ago (23+ words) BRANDENBURG " Missionaries from the greatest country on earth were seen going door to door throughout Europe, spreading the good news of air conditioning....
Israelite Keeping Quiet That He Doesn't Particularly Care For Milk Or Honey
1+ week, 4+ day ago (47+ words) MOUNT SINAI " In light of continued encouragement that the Israelites would enter a land "flowing with milk and honey," one local Reubenite, later identified as Dathan son of Eliab, decided he should probably keep quiet about the fact that he…...
Player Kicked Off Joel Osteen's Church Softball Team For Writing Bible Verse On Hat
2+ week, 2+ day ago (32+ words) HOUSTON, TX " News broke this afternoon that Pastor Joel Osteen kicked congregant Jeff Janovec off the church softball team after Janovec reportedly wrote a Bible verse on his Lakewood Church team hat....
Joseph Hoping At Some Point To Have Dream That Doesn't Make Everyone Want To Kill Him
2+ week, 2+ day ago (28+ words) CANAAN " The young son of a prominent family remained optimistic that he would someday have a dream that doesn't make everyone in his life want to kill him....
Was Jesus The Long-Awaited Messiah? 9 Subtle Clues
3+ week, 3+ day ago (51+ words) As Christians, we believe Jesus was the Messiah, or anointed one, and a fulfillment of Jewish scripture. But we understand that it might not be obvious to everyone, so let us guide you through some of the more subtle hints…...
Satan Takes Credit For Raisins
1+ mon, 2+ day ago (13+ words) HELL " Satan confirmed this week that he was, in fact, responsible for raisins....
Grok Responds To Pope Leo By Publishing List Of 95 Theses
1+ mon, 1+ week ago (307+ words) VATICAN CITY " A new papal encyclical warning about the dangers of AI reportedly provoked an answer from AI language model Grok, which published 95 theses responding to the Catholic Church. According to sources, Pope Leo XIV's first encyclical, "Magnifica Humanitas", discusses…...
Boaz Carefully Arranges Stalks Of Grain On Ground To Spell Out "Hey Gurl
1+ mon, 1+ week ago (34+ words) BETHLEHEM " As Ruth was about to come pick up extra crops left for her in the fields, workers reportedly spotted Boaz carefully arranging stalks of grain on the ground to spell out "Hey Gurl."...
Total Chaos As White Church Choir Tries To Sing African Spiritual
1+ mon, 1+ week ago (168+ words) FRISCO, TX - Chaos descended on Christ Methodist of Frisco as the all-white choir attempted to sing an African spiritual. The choir tried to start clapping near the outset, but was immediately defeated by the syncopated rhythm and the scene quickly…...
Church Hack: Explain To Everyone Stacking Chairs That You'd Love To Help, But Your Spiritual Gift Is Encouragement
1+ mon, 1+ week ago (32+ words) Getting a little tired of youth pastors teaching the Parable of the Talents and then asking you to go stack some chairs? Consider telling everyone you have the spiritual gift of encouragement....